Oom Koos van Wyk
Pay off Gogo's R12 000 loan in 30 days.
Mac, Windows and Apple TV later. Email me on release day.






Every pothole you hit bruises a crate.

! 4 crates of cabbage for R78 each?

Grade A only. 3 crates of tomatoes, R150 each?

! 5 crates of potatoes, R96 each?

3 crates of spinach. I can pay R70 a crate.
"Ag, a new face! Anything you need, you come find your , ja?"
"Hau! You have Nomsa's eyes. Sit with your sometimes, hm?"
"! Sipho. Agripreneur, data nerd, future market legend. So… friends?"
"Hello darling! Shame, you look so serious. Come, smile for Auntie."
", neighbour! Whatever you need, just shout over the fence."
Pay it and the farm is yours.
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